Trio of trouble

[shortforever]

For PCs with Akira and Dazai

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Week 0

[shortforever]

[So I heard Dazai is raiding the room, where is this gremlin rn?]

[survivaltricks]

[idk but Akira is lounging in the pillow fort chomping down on some chips. 'SUP]

[don't eat ALL the snacks, Akira]

[shortfornow]

[ he's outside of the door getting his gremlin hands all over- no okay. he's actually knocking on the door. he's here to bother Watson Akira and get his germs all over Chuuya's stuff. win/win. ]

[shortforever]

[Chuuya glances to Akira when he hears that knock, but ultimately he goes to open the door and see who's there.]

...

[And then he slams the door shut.]

[survivaltricks]

[. . . UH. . .]

[Akira sits up, poking his head out of the pillow fort when he hears the door slam shut]

. . . solicitor?

[wtf Chuuya]

[shortfornow]

[ There's probably a loud sigh from the other end of the door. He was hoping Chuuya wouldn't be in. ]

Delivery!

[ let him in ]

[shortforever]

Door-to-door salesman. And he's an ugly one too, not worth it.

[He says that loud enough for Dazai to hear too.]

[survivaltricks]

[oh my god]

What if he's selling exotic coffee beans? I'm interested.

[brb gonna crawl out from the pillow fort and go open the door again for Dazai]

[shortfornow]

[ Chuuya is just jealous of his good looks.

Once the door is opened, he'll gesture to himself. Also Akira might notice that the bandages are covering his left eye instead of his right. ]

Can I interest you in better company?

[ Cause he's definitely a step up from Chuuya ]

1/2

[shortforever]

If we wanted better company we would go get the dog-

[shortforever]

[...wait.]

Hey, why are your bandages on the other side?

[survivaltricks]

[DOUBT DOT PNG, AKIRA LIKES CHUUYA]

No thanks.

[ICE COLD. but when Chuuya asks that question, Akira raises a brow curiously and just waits for an answer]

[he is stepping aside to let Dazai into the room tho]

[shortfornow]

Figures a dog would like another dog.

[ ALSO WOW I can't believe Watson has betrayed him like this.

Siiince Akira is stepping aside, he's going to head in. There's a pause as he sees the fort. Blink blink.

Oh wait. ]

Are you concerned over your Owner? [ There will be a spark of mischief there as he says that, his tone changing to actually have emotion. Asking this, while peeking inside of the fort. what's dis ]

[shortforever]

You're not my owner, you didn't win that second bet! It didn't happen!

[Their game got interrupted, remember??? Mafia BS does not count.]

And answer the question! Why are your bandages on the other side? You're not faking it like you did with your arm, right?

[Sorry Akira, Chuuya gets like this around Dazai.]

[survivaltricks]

[. . . rrrraises a brow at this interaction, but he doesn't say anything. instead, he fetches a bag of chips and holds them out for Dazai to take. if he's hungry]

[HE'S JUST GONNA OBSERVE FOR NOW. carry on, you kids]

[shortfornow]

I absolutely won. It's written on the placards here. You're just a sore loser.

[ He caught the culprit first before Chuuya yeeted himself into it.

Also there's only one kid here and it's not Dazai. He is taking the chips though. Taking his time too open the bag and pull out a chip as he subtly checks out Chuuya to see if there's anything new with him. ]

I'm sure you've already heard about others losing a sense of some kind.

[ Go ahead and guess. ]

[shortforever]

[Enjoy the show, Akira.]

The placards lie! They're a joke! I definitely didn't lose, you weren't done explaining!

[>T!!!]

And what about it? Are you here to gloat about not being affected by some ability-user too? I already know nothing affects you!

[survivaltricks]

[this is like a free manzai comedy routine]

[BUT EITHER WAY, AKIRA FINALLY SPEAKS UP]

I think Dazai-san is implying he lost his sight in one eye. Right?

[glancing at Dazai for confirmation or denial]

[shortfornow]

[ Can't argue with the placards, Chuuya. He's going to say more, but Akira is piping in. ]

The professional thief has it right.

[ Munching on the chips. ]

You'll be glad to know my powers haven't been working here, chibi.