Not Again! With Dazai

[shortforever]

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[shortfornow]

It might be better to be that thorough, Chuuya.

[ Especially after the last time. ]

If one of us was covered with bruises and the other wasn't, it might not be as believable. Besides, I don't mind using it as excuse to touch you.

[ :D ]

[shortforever]

Need I remind you that I didn't get a single scratch on me the last time I murdered?

[>T]

And you're not touching me in a serious situation, no way. You do that weird thing with your hand and my hair and it makes my brain shut off. That's the opposite of what needs to happen when we're talking murder.

[shortfornow]

[ That's part of the fun. Leaning in against him as they continue towards the lake. ]

There's a benefit to shutting your brain down, Chuuya. If you immediately act off, it could be another tell that you did something. Besides, if I kill someone, I'm going to want to make the most of what time we have before I'm executed.

Is there a particular reason for you to bring this up now?

[ Besides the dead body. r u okay ]

[shortforever]

[He will do his best to keep them both upright. And he's snorting when he hears that explanation.]

That can be the code then. If you ask to see me naked when it's not a strip search at the trial, then I'll know you killed someone.

[No comment on the 'make the most of their time', though.]

I just thought it'd be best to set up the code now, before either of us murdered. Plus I needed something to think about that wasn't that damn humming.

[shortfornow]

[ The snort earns something a little warmer for a second. ]

I'll just ask you to take it all off for me, Chuuya~

[ Now they have a few options, so that should make him feel better. ]

There are other ways to keeping ourselves from humming.

[ He'll stop moving as soon as they get to the lake again. Here is where Yams got his ass kicked by a shark. ]

[shortforever]

I'm not going to kiss you where we found body parts, Dazai.

[The chiding before doesn't even get to him at this point, but not in front of the shark's salad!]

[shortfornow]

[ Right or wrong doesn't matter to him so why should making out in front of the Shark's salad?

But okay fiiiine. ]

We could keep walking until we find a better place then. I do have something I'd like to ask you.

[shortforever]

[This isn't what Odasaku meant when he said "I know good and evil mean nothing to you".]

Go ahead and ask, then, and let's walk over that way.

[Basically circling around and going by the nurse cabin.]

[shortfornow]

[ He's going to hum a few notes of that song until they are further away from where pieces were found ]

After this weekend, we should go on a date.

[ There. That's totally asking. ]

[shortforever]

[BOY THAT SURE IS A THING

It actually makes him falter for a step, before he composes himself and keeps going.]

That's not a question, Dazai.

[shortfornow]

[ And this is why he doesn't want Chuuya used to this. ]

I already know you want all of my firsts, including a date. What I'm wondering is what kind of date should we try?

[ video games would be the easy one and there aren't any video games ]

[shortforever]

Aren't dates things like going to dinner or to the movies? And we can't really do either here.

[Well. They could go to the movies, but the results would not be fun.]

[shortfornow]

[ Next week will be another groups trial ]

We can take dinner outside and find some where private.

[shortforever]

Dinner outside, somewhere private...well, I guess a picnic counts as a date. But why are you asking?

[shortfornow]

Do you prefer me deciding it without you, Chuuya?

[ He's pretty sure that's not what Chuuya is actually asking. ]

[shortforever]

You would be eating alone if you decided it without me, Dazai.

[It absolutely is not what he is asking.]

Stop avoiding the question.

[shortfornow]

I already did tell you why. You should have the first date. As for what inspired... I asked Akira to teach me about dates.

[shortforever]

Ssssso what I'm hearing is, you want to go on a date with Akira, but you wanted to do it with me first?

[shortfornow]

That about sums it up.

[ Looking him over to gauge his reaction. ]

[shortforever]

[Akira is an attractive guy and very friendly, so Chuuya is pretty much like 'yeah, that tracks'. No hard feelings there.

So he just shrugs.]

I guess we can try it, sure. Next week?

[shortfornow]

[ He's not even attracted to Akira which is why he asked him. ]

Monday, if we aren't cursed with anything annoying.

[shortforever]

Yeah, let's see what curse we get hit with. It might be too annoying to do it next week.

[shortfornow]

[ Are they far away enough from the lake... ]

Maybe it'll be a truth curse and I can hear all about how much Chuuya likes me.

[shortforever]

I'll just keep my mouth closed.

[>T]

[shortfornow]

[ Stopping in place to tug Chuuya closer. ]

I do have ways to get you to open your mouth.