shortforever | Not Again! With Dazai

Yeah, I'm tired of being cold and wet.

[He hasn't really gone to the temple yet, so seeing everything is pretty new for him. He's instantly locked on to the llamas though, because what the fuck llamas.]

Shit, they look even fluffier in real life.

[ Of course Chuuya goes for the fluffy critters that spit on you. ]

Were you interested in them?

Well yeah, who wouldn't be? They look so weird.

[He's wandering over to them now.]

[ He didn't have an interest before, but he'll follow him anyways. How can some of them even see. ]

I do agree, they do look weird. Are you going to pet one?

[...tempting...]

If I do, you gotta pet it too.

Only if I get to take a picture of you with the llama, Chuuya~

[ Might as well raise the price. ]

You first, then you can take a picture of me.

Afraid I'll back out?

[ bumping Chuuya lightly with his side. ]

Hmm... let's find a red one then.

What about that one over there?

[He points over to a large reddish-brown one.]

That one will do nicely. Come on, Chuuya~

[ It's kind of close to Chuuya's hair, so they are good. He's going to grab some hay before approaching it. Eat up you furry. ]

[Time to hold the phone and take a picture of Dazai feeding an alpaca. How adorable.]

Pet it and see if it's soft.

[ Wow Chuuya. Do you think he's adorable? ]

It's breath smells really bad. [ Just going to move to the side of the neck to touch the llama. ]

Ah, I didn't know it would feel like that.

[He will find the adorable within Dazai, yes.]

Yeah? What's it feel like?

[ That's gay. ]

Aren't you going to come over here to find out for yourself?

You should tell me first.

[He does step over though, shifting the phone to one hand.]

I can't believe Chuuya is afraid of petting a llama.

I'm not afraid!

[And to prove his point, he shoves his free hand into that fur.]

...huh. It's soft.

[ Time to grab his phone back from the other, leaning in to press a quick kiss against his cheek as he does so. Yoink.

Now he'll snap pics of Chuuya. ]

Isn't it unexpected?

[Dazai gets a pic of Chuuya looking embarrassed while touching a llama.]

Yeah, it is. Just like how you keep sneaking those kisses so unexpectedly.

How else am I supposed to get the best Chuuya faces if I don't?

[ Yeah, he's weaponinzing kissing.]

Now smile~ I need something to show Reito.

[His smile is a beautiful one and looks exactly like his icon.]

[ Taking the pic anyways before he starts to run his fingers through Chuuya's hair. ]

Ah, so that's the face you want Reito to see. Not really fair if you had to demand smiles from him.

He said he's only giving me one smile a week, so I'm not giving him a picture of my smile to look at whenever he wants.

[Y E P]

[ ...

he's just going to laugh after a moment, while leaning into the other to bury his face. It's actually one whole affectionate laugh. ]

You're both ridiculous.

[ He can believe it though but you both are so ridiculous. ]

[Oh noooo, not that laugh! That laugh does something to Chuuya's heart every time he hears it.]

He's the one who started it!

[He is totally trying to put Dazai in a choke-hold. If it happens to look like a hug, that's entirely coincidental.]

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shortfornow - 2020-07-03 23:04 (UTC) - Expand