Not Again! With Asch

[shortforever]

image later, when I make a shitpost

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[getdrekt]

You're right. [and here he starts advancing on him, at full height.] We're not. I don't know you from Lorelei.

[he grabs Chuuya by the front of his shirt.]

If I punch you, will it make whatever's buzzing out of control in your head better? If you punch me, will you feel satisfied? Less lonely?

Answer me. I'm not being baited any further.

[shortforever]

[He can't back up fast enough, and he is grabbed. He's about ready to take another swing at Asch, but that question makes him stop.]

Maybe if you'd just tell me why you're always so shitty to everyone any time you open your mouth, I'd take that answer instead.

[Chuuya honestly exacerbates that issue, but he still has to put it out there.]

[getdrekt]

[...

what a lame question. just another bait.]

I don't know. [that's not wholly true. he knows, or at least he knows the shape of it. but it's too big. there's not one-sentence answer for this, and even if there was, why would he talk to chuuya about it?] Do you really know why you're attacking me?

[shortforever]

I thought I did, but now I'm not so sure.

[Is. Is Asch really just a sad man? Has he been mad at a sad sack of shit this entire time?]

[getdrekt]

[he casually throws chuuya to the ground.]

Figure it out, and get back to me.

[and he's outtie. except he pauses to say over his shoulder:]

Next time you want a fight, just say so. Don't look for a pithy excuse.

[shortforever]

[Welp. He's not going to chase after Asch, but he sure is going to glare at him instead.

He'll take those words to heart, though. He'll find a better reason to start a fight before doing it again.]

[getdrekt]

[this thread went better than expected.]

[shortforever]

[Watch their next fight be at an execution or some shit.]

[getdrekt]

[i was. literally thinking that exact thought. let us pray we have not cursed ourselves.]