PCs for room 11!

[shortforever]

Because there's going to be a lot of these lol

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[shortforever]

Really? That's what happened?

[Wow, what morons. It's enough to make him forget his salt for a moment, even.]

Did you guys pass out in there too?

1/2

[survivaltricks]

[plops onto the ground next to Chuuya, and he'd be tempted to steal a child but stealing a blind man's chip is rude]

[in response to that question, Akira answers]

Outlook not so good.

[a beat]

[survivaltricks]

[. . . . . . . . . . . . FACEPALMS]

That's not-- what I. . . I didn't. . .

[he seems more resigned than confused but either way he didn't seem to mean to reply??? that way??]

[shortforever]

...okay, so the sense you've been losing is your 'sense of not being a weirdo'. Got it.

[He will hold out the bag of chips so Akira can have some.]

[survivaltricks]

[SNORTS]

Sense of taste actually, but thanks for the chips anyway.

[gonna snag a few even though he CANNOT TASTE THEM because despite lack of taste he still gets hungry]

You might want to avoid asking me questions for the time being. Something else weird is going on with me.

[shortforever]

Well you have to explain that at least.

[He's not asking it as a question so Akira can hopefully answer it.]

[survivaltricks]

[Akira can response with ease to statements!! thank god]

I'm a certified living Kurusu magic 8-ball today.

For. . . some reason.

[A REASON HE HAS YET TO FIGURE OUT]

[shortforever]

[He has yet to figure it out, but Chuuya can already see how to get around the problem here.]

Ha! I bet one of those 'helpers' here did that to you.

[If he phrases his questions as statements, then maybe they can figure this out.]

[survivaltricks]

[GOOD MAN, CHUUYA]

Who knows?

But I think it's similar to how I lost my taste, and you lost your eyesight.

[shortforever]

You lost your ability to answer questions. Got it.

...though if I just ask yes-or-no questions then it should be fine.

[survivaltricks]

[a look of horror crosses Akira's expression and he VIGOROUSLY SHAKES HIS HEAD NO]

No, don't. . .!

[EVEN YES OR NO QUESTIONS ARE BAD]

[shortforever]

C'mon, let's at least test it!

Here's an easy one: is my hair red?

[survivaltricks]

Better not tell you now-- Chuuya!

[a little flustered]

[shortforever]

C'mon, answer the question. Maybe I'll be nice and answer one of yours in return.

[survivaltricks]

I can't. I literally can't.

[HUFFS!!!]

You're totally teasing me.

[shortforever]

...and I thought 'yes' and 'no' were on the 8 ball.

[Wow, no fun for him.]

[survivaltricks]

They are, but I have yet to answer any question with "yes" or "no."

[for some reason he only gets the weird cryptic 8-ball responses. probably because it's funnier]

[shortforever]

That just means I should keep asking questions until you do.

So this guy you were stuck with. Is he a friend?

[survivaltricks]

[OH BOY. . . OH BOY]

[that's such a loaded question that it takes Akira so off guard he reels back physically. but despite his surprise and the well of feelings that inquiry draws to the surface--]

Concentrate and ask again.

[Chuuya just gets another vague magic 8-ball response]

[shortforever]

...boyfriend?

[LOOK. It's the logical conclusion for him. And growing up in a pack of teenagers means that he's not really one to judge.]

[survivaltricks]

[CHOKES]

[loudly]

[and in protest]

[he can't even come up with a verbal response he is SO REPULSED BY THE IDEA]

[shortforever]

[Chuuya can't see that face, but he hears that and oh lordy he's laughing.]

Right, right, not a boyfriend then. How about you use your own words to describe it.

[survivaltricks]

Definitely not a boyfriend. Not my type. At all.

[ugh. . . Chuuya is the first to ask Akira about his relationship with Akechi, so he hasn't exactly. . . figured out how to put it into words yet. he doesn't want to reveal all of Akechi's secrets, but he doesn't want to lie, either]

I know him from back home. He's a famous detective who did a lot of talk shows and was very popular for a while.

[. . .]

We're not friends-- in fact, at one point we were enemies-- but. . . I told him I didn't want to fight with him anymore.

So we've agreed to work together while we're here.

[shortforever]

...huh. Sounds kinda like me and Dazai.

[Except Akira and Akechi probably don't yell at each other all the time.]

So if he's a detective that's famous and popular, that must make you the crooked criminal he tries to thwart all the time.

[survivaltricks]

[opens mouth]

[closes it again]






I never said that.

[IT'S TRUE THO]